If I said it, it might be here.

Oh, baby. #BrianCushing is a beautiful man. He is a cutie, but J.J.’s pants are a lil too short. #Texansgameday #GoTexans

Oh, baby. #BrianCushing is a beautiful man. He is a cutie, but J.J.’s pants are a lil too short. #Texansgameday #GoTexans

Good hair day. That #Wen stuff works. #frizzfree

Good hair day. That #Wen stuff works. #frizzfree

Houston Cougars football!! #eatemup #GoCoogsGo (at TDECU Stadium)

Houston Cougars football!! #eatemup #GoCoogsGo (at TDECU Stadium)

#Reposting from @f_you_houstons_awesome! #TheBigBigS #HeSaidSlimeintheIceMachine #RIPMarvinZindler #ChickenRanch

#Reposting from @f_you_houstons_awesome! #TheBigBigS #HeSaidSlimeintheIceMachine #RIPMarvinZindler #ChickenRanch

Happy #CougarRedFriday! Just picked up my game tix. Big thanks to our good friend Richard for organizing! #WhoseHouse #CoogsHouse #TDECUStadium

Happy #CougarRedFriday! Just picked up my game tix. Big thanks to our good friend Richard for organizing! #WhoseHouse #CoogsHouse #TDECUStadium

18 years ago during #FishWeek at St. Thomas High School! #TBT #beanie #propellers #freshman #Eagles #STHS

18 years ago during #FishWeek at St. Thomas High School! #TBT #beanie #propellers #freshman #Eagles #STHS

Used the #grubhub app to order my lunch today. Boiled shrimp & veggies with seaweed salad! #instalunch #HunanVillage (at City Hall Annex)

Used the #grubhub app to order my lunch today. Boiled shrimp & veggies with seaweed salad! #instalunch #HunanVillage (at City Hall Annex)

#ALS #IceWaterChallenge #sockgame #Houston (at Houston City Hall)

#ALS #IceWaterChallenge #sockgame #Houston (at Houston City Hall)

So I saw this goofy dude at the #Denver airport & recognized him right away.

So I saw this goofy dude at the #Denver airport & recognized him right away.

#Denver in the distance. #RedRocks #Colorado #nofilter #latergram #hotday

#Denver in the distance. #RedRocks #Colorado #nofilter #latergram #hotday